Rakesh Manchanda
Benefit of the Joke Pal exposes three things:
All BJP-Congress `match fixers` do not want Corporate, PM and CBI under Lokpal.
All BJP-Congress MPs stand exposed.
Thanks to Arvind Kejriwal Government who dares to peep inside the insulated Corporate world and lodges an FIR.
So who remains the real beneficiary of Joke Pal ?
Let us see in shape of this `internet joke` which is self explanatory.
Car Keys and Jokepal Keys both remain with hidden masters :
Mukesh Ambani in his 27 storied home…
Mukesh bhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor,
takes a swim in the swimming pool on 17th floor,
has breakfast on the 19th floor,
dresses up for office on 14th floor,
collects his files and office bag
from his personal office on 21st floor,
wishes bye to Nita bhabhi on 16th floor,
says ‘see you’ to his children on 13th floor,
and goes down on 3rd floor
to self drive his 2.5 Crore BMW to office, but then he finds out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs.
But on which floor?
15th, 17th, 19th, 14th, 21st, 16th or 13th?
He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, lift attendants etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running around on all the floors, but the key is not traceable.
Fed up, after half an hour of frantic search, Mukesh bhai leaves in a huff in a chauffeur driven Ikon car.
At 3.30 pm late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukesh bhai’s pant and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16thfloor, with car keys in the pant pocket. The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found.
This was detected because of Nita bhabhi’s habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally. Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 am last night.
Mukesh replied that he was at home all night. “Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 am? I was so worried. I could not sleep whole night,” quizzed Nita bhabhi.
“Oh that helicopter”.
That helicopter came from Germany, sent by guys from BMW to deliver the duplicate car key… mumbled Mukesh.
